Lowe's

Jonathon just called me from Lowe's. He has the craziest ideas sometimes. If we had an annual income of like $500,000 I might tell him to pursue his ideas. Right now, he wants:

A new hot tub cover
new Hansgrohe faucets
These LED lightbulbs that are $51 each (seriously)
Stuff to make an invention that I can't discuss here
New patio furniture

I thought girls were supposed to be the unrealistic ones who wanted silly things when they were out shopping, and had to be talked out of it by the men. I think that scenario got reversed in our household. In his defense, he never actually buys any of these silly things. But when I tell him we shouldn't then he acts like I am grumpy.